Granpa’s in the hospital getting a pacemaker and defibrillator. Everything’s going great and he should be getting out tomorrow afternoon. Thank God.
There was a storm last night and the power got knocked out around 7 in the evening. I cannot take the not having electricity thing. I could never be Amish. I dug up my portable CD player headset and listened to CD’s ADD style [listen to first 5 seconds, get bored, skip through to about middle, listen for 5 seconds, skip to next track and repeat], texted Sarah Beth, then I got bored and fell asleep, got woken up by phone call, Lib came home, went to the neighbor’s house and gossiped, went home, argued with Libby because there wasn’t much else to do. Went to bed at 10 out of sheer boredom. Sarah Beth texted me at 12 or something and Lib told me that I said, “what’s going on?” really loud and in the style of Napoleon Dynamite, then went back to bed.
In 9 months there will be lots of babies born in LaGrange.
I have 4 of 13 planned vids made for
serenitysummerserenitysummer.
Babysat for Rachel Monday night until Tuesday afternoon.
Humor quiz and gay quiz:
the Cutting Edge
(60% dark, 47% spontaneous, 27% vulgar) |
your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 89% on dark |
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You scored higher than 42% on spontaneous |
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You scored higher than 31% on vulgar |
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and
 | You scored as The Femme Fatale. You're carefree, dark and adventurous...and slightly fatale to the heart.
The Femme Fatale | | 95% | The Quasi-Gothic Femme | | 70% | The Student Dyke | | 65% | The Stud | | 65% | The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke | | 60% | The Pretty-Boi Dyke | | 50% | The Little-Boy Dyke | | 50% | The Sprightly Elfin Femme | | 35% | The Granola Dyke | | 35% | The Bohemian Dyke | | 35% | The Surprise! Dyke | | 35% | The Magic Earring Ken Dyke | | 10% | The Hipster Dyke | | 10% | </td>
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.) created with QuizFarm.com |
I wrote a snotty e-mail to Entertainment Weekly:
“It's a shame that Mitch Hedberg's comic genius wasn't recognized by the masses in his lifetime. I think it's sad that the article headline appearing on your cover didn't even have his name in it. If you really thought that his stand-up was underappreciated, then why did your magazine omit his name and use a purposefully misleading headline to sell your magazine?”
Then I got two sweet 80's compilation CDs in the mail from them for taking a survey. Oops.