kiki_miserychic

My weekend last week was fun. Went to football game Friday, we lost by about 50 points to Midview. I babysat Michelle and Delilah’s Child Development babies.
Sarah K, Amanda, and I were following Lizzie, Sarah B, Jenna, Heather, and Ashton to Steak ‘n’ Shake when Sarah K’s car overheated, so we pulled off the side of the rode into a driveway that didn’t have the house built yet. The baby started crying and we couldn’t find the key to tell it that it was being taken care of, so it screamed and cried while we sat on the side of the road. We called Sarah B and had her come back to get us so that we could go back to her house to look for the key, but when he got there it wasn’t in the house. Sarah K’s dad was meeting us at the car to try and fix it, so Sarah B, Sarah K, and I went back to the car, then the girls at the house found the key in the driveway. We got back to the car and I was walking around it and I stepped on a frog and killed it. I cried for almost an hour and put it in a plastic bag and took it home to bury it. We went to the restaurant where I can’t remember what made me laugh so hard I cried for ten minutes. Ashton is so funny though, on the way home she kept talking about a cartoon, saying, “you come into my yard, and you kicked my dog.” We also danced like idiots and waved at guys in cars.

This weekend, fun, but dangerous. Sarah Jane had her birthday party. I decided it was a good idea to run around the yard playing some stupid game with a balloon, Amanda, Sarah Jane’s brother, and some went-to-model-school-Brandon. Not good. I fell in the hole in the driveway cement and fell into the tailgate of Kirstin’s car. I’m an idiot. Why am I still alive? I didn’t think it was that bad, so I chilled outside, but Ali and Britt had to carry me inside. We watched movies and made sex jokes all night. In the morning Britt got me an air cast and crutches and Amanda had a wheelchair, so we went to the mall. Tooling around the mall is so fun in a wheelchair. Went home and went to the hospital. No wait there, which was cool. In and out in an hour. Just sprained it.

Went to school on Monday. Also not a good idea. I can’t walk on crutches. I’m just bad at it. I’m staying home tomorrow and just going to TEE in the afternoon. The kids were fun because I couldn’t do the crutches, so I just crawled and walked on my knees and hopped. They loved it because I was shorter than them.

Aggg, no more typing arms hurt. Currently I’m looking into assisted suicide.

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