vid - I'm on Boat - Star Trek

[kiki_miserychic]

vid title: I'm on a Boat
music: The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain
source: Star Trek (new 2009 reboot whatever we're calling it)
duration: 2:37
notes: For all my GQ motherfuckers at ontd_startrek and thanks to kuwdora.
summary: I am on the Enterprise.

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Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Comments

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Hah! Well that was more fun than a barrel full of monkeys!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Monkeys you say? Hhehehehe.

[gigglemonster.livejournal.com]

Heee this is awesome dude!
What a perfect song too. I especially enjoy the "i fucked a mermaid" part lol
Very fun :)

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Those were the first clips I laid down.

[aishia.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[demonqueen666.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I love that. Not only did you take a fun silly choice and actually make it halfway kinda serious for the canon, but your clip timing and edits were amazing! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BITCHES.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

They are on boat! It felt perfect. Thanks.

[hapex-legomena.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad someone vidded "I'm on a ShipBoat", and this is so much good times. Gaila's a mermaid! The syncing of bb!Kirk yelling 'yeah!' in the car! A bunch of other things!

Thank you for making this.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Gaila as a mermaid was the first part I edited. I laughed when I did little Kirk in the car yelling.

[kuwdora.livejournal.com]

I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Take a look at me!

[bradcpu.livejournal.com]

This was SO much fun! Not only that, it's extremely well put together. Like wow. The connections and motion are unrelentingly brilliant.

Er... I should probably see the movie.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm def. going to remaster when the DVD comes out. The movie is good. Totally worth the watch. :)

[aurora]

I HAVEN'T EVEN DOWNLOADED THIS YET, BUT OMG FUCK YES!!

[aurora]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! This was even better than I expected. You win. *bows*

[tearful-eye.livejournal.com]

whee, this is SO much fun!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

I had tons of fun making it too!

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

You MADE that masterpiece?! I was about to thank Jesus but I think I just have to THANK YOUUUUU. FOREVER.


(I got here from a friend rec, btw)

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, thanks. Jesus would try to take credit anyway. :)

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I LOVE this. I'm going to pimp and post it everywhere!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Yay, thanks!

[nicole-anell.livejournal.com]

That. Was. AMAZING.

Favorite moments include the perfectly-edited sequence with Kirk and Spock as kids, "this boat is REAL," and of course "I fucked a mermaid."

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm really happy with the Kirk and Spock as kids section. It works better than I even had it in my head. The mermaid part was the first I edited.

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. Awesome.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Now I can go back and watch the other Star trek vids!

[bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com]

So amazingly ridiculous and awesome!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah, thanks!

[punkrebel84.livejournal.com]

VERY cool video!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Love your icon.

[jillmaddoxcm.livejournal.com]

Very awesome. i haven't seen a vid I don't like. :)

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. ;)

[hollywoodgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yay! That was rather awesome. Digs at Old!Spock are great. ;)

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Spock Prime is a total motherfucker.

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE IT!

Really, I didn't realise how much I missed your vidding style until I saw this. It's been too long since you released a vid! Your use of movement and especially internal camera movement is, as always, fantastic, and your style is perfect for the style of this song.

I must now go and rewatch like five times. :D

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. OMG, I didn't realize it, but I haven't posted a vid since Feb. I have ones for VVC that aren't going to be released until August though. I kind of stopped posting the vids I make.

[frivolity65.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaaaaheheheeeee! :P That has so put a smile on my face. :D

fanchoo, f. XXXx

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

That's the best reaction I could hope for.

Sock babies!

[sol-se.livejournal.com]

That was AWESOME.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)

[dualbunny.livejournal.com]

Wheee! Super fun-ness--loved it! :D

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It was a ridiculous amount of fun to edit too.

[marciaelena.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. <3

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Woot! Thanks.

[riskofruin.livejournal.com]

Amazing. Wow.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[underhand-glory.livejournal.com]

This officially everything I ever wanted in life!

(Especially the "dolphin" lines omg)

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, Spock rode the Kirk dolphin.

[bananainpyjamas.livejournal.com]

LOL forever. This is the good crack. Love the jump cuts and some really fun audio ties, like the kid!Kirk lip-sync over "YEAH!" the little gun hand-motion over the ping in the music, and of course the mermaid line. And Sulu! <3 Yay for him.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOLZ, thanks. Sulu has the BEST BAMF shot in the whole film. He is more badass than anyone. And he knows fencing.