oh crap

[kiki_miserychic]

That’s an awful lot of recapping.

Amen Locke, I would have laughed at that too. $30? Heh, get the fuck over it. I kinda laughed at Locke a little there, but only because having your kidney taken makes me giggle. At least he didn’t wake up in a tub full of ice in a motel room.

Huh. I thought Helen was a phone sex operator, turns out she’s Leela. I love Locke. He makes me just want to give him a hug and drink his Kool-Aid. What kind of a support group was that? Children of alcoholics? I totally missed that.

Good fucking job Kate, you made him shoot the ancient computer. Take all the guns away from Kate. The knives too.

Maybe the button is what keeps the Island all fucked up.

Locke got him some.

Sadness. Locke goes and sits on the street in front of his father’s house. That’s sad. He just can’t move on and get over it. His dad’s a dick. I hope his kidney fails. Or his spleen. Yes. I want his spleen to explode. I want to kick him in the spleen until he cries like a bitch. Poor Locke, crying into his coffee.

Locke is too old to fix technology.

I’m having an embarrassingly hard time understand Desmond sometimes. I thought it said “Goya” the first time, but it’s “got ya”. Aww, poor Desmond. His “partner” died. My mind automatically leaped to “teh gay sex”.

There’s a lot of stuff to do with the sun this season: the mural, 108, Kelvin (Calvin), and so forth. Hmm, I have no thoughts on it except that I don’t like the sun.

Hhhehehe, it’s movie night in hatch. I bet everyone of those books and things on the shelf are important.

Wait, isn’t Vincent still lost in the jungle from last week? That dog has a massive sense of direction.

I agree with Hurley, I see Kate, I’d say “oh crap” too.

Michael and Jin continue to have a psychic connection, even though Michael was a dick and wouldn’t even yell for him last week.

Who’s Mister Beefy? It seems like he’s been on the Island longer than the plane crash survivors. Maybe he was on that drug plane with the corpsified fake priest.

Wow, they left them there to rot.

Someone in that video has to be someone’s mother/brother/father/sister/wife/son/daughter/husband/cousin/aunt/uncle/relative. Oh shit. That’s the guy that played the Cigarette Smoking Man on “The X-Files”. The scientist man creeps me out like melted lipstick. I love Locke and Jack’s faces while they watched it. I wonder if the computer has the internet and they don’t want the people to use it. They could get on IM and ask random people to come get them off Craphole Island with those 4815162342 coordinates.

I don’t understand why Jack wouldn’t want to watch it again to look for a way off the Island or at least to look for another station to take them somewhere that might help them. Hello jackass, they might be medicine.

I’m going to freely admit that I fell for Ana Lucia’s act. I saw her dragging them to the pit thing along with the others, but I thought they turned on her and tossed her down too, then they were going to go back and explain why they threw her down there later. I wonder how much of her explanation we can believe.

“Shaft”. I love Sawyer. When he gets back to the Island I think he’ll be the first one to take Jack’s side against Locke. Hurley will side with Jack for sure over the thing with Locke blowing the hatch after he yelled for him to stop. Shannon I could see going either way, but I think Claire and Charlie will to with Locke, so Shannon and Sayid will go with Jack. Michael might go with Locke if for nothing else than to have him help find Walt. Sun will go with Jack, then Jin might follow with her. Kate will go with Locke.

Good job. Computer tech you are not Desmond. Step away from the computer.

No, Locke, don’t go to your father’s house damnit. Heh, Helen knocked into his car. I find that awesome. I keep imagining her with big red hair from “Married with Children”.

It sucks that Locke got left there. I kinda felt like Jack washed his hands of the whole thing, which is understandable because he didn’t want to go down there in the first place, he was only down there for Kate. I like Jack saying “fuck responsibility”.

That’s one way to information; send a bitch to play nice. Michelle Rodriguez only takes roles that are close to herself because she wants to be writer and director. She said in an interview after S.W.A.T. that she only wants to act until she can get a movie off the ground to direct that she wrote. Ana Lucia doesn’t bother so far.

Jack, why are you such a bitch? And why does that make me like you more? I felt for him when Desmond was talking to him and asking him questions about Sarah, then Jack just yelled at that he married her and started crumbling. I think it’s the manly crying in the jungle that does it for me because I liked him in the scene with Sawyer last year when they talked about Jack’s dad and he started crying. I think Sarah left him. I like Desmond and Jack’s interaction.

I like that Sayid doesn’t need to know why to fix the computer. He trusts. Locke does things, but he wants to understand why things happen.

My Tubby was going to let them put in the wrong numbers. He didn’t even know what was going to happen. I can see why he didn’t explain himself after that because Locke didn’t listen to him about blowing the hatch either.

I freaking love that, “Why do you find it so hard to believe?”, “Why do you find it so easy?” Shit, if you’re going to do it, do it. You have ten seconds, someone just push the fucking button. It’s not like you won’t have another chance to fight about it later. I think Jack just did it to shut Locke up.

So Kate, Hurley, Sayid, and Locke are going to be the ones down there putting in the numbers. Maybe Jack too. It makes me wonder which one of them doesn’t push it. It’s interesting that it doesn’t say just “enter” or even “return”, but “execute”.

WTF?!? Jin speaks English? Ummm, excuse me? I’m hoping it’s something like he had to say a few things in English to sell it when he was working as for Sun’s father.


Now I have to find a damn "nip/tuck" torrent that will work. And watch "Veronica Mars" because I taped it, but I have to wait for Libby to watch it with me.

Yay, grandparents are vaca, so I have house to myself. I should be doing something naughty like drinking or having sex or at least listening to very loud music...