I have read a lot of badfic from that googling of female alpha penis.
DAYUM, you're fast... "I'd like to thank the academy... pull up in the monster automobile gangsta with a bad bitch that came from sri lanka, yeah, i'm in that tonka, color of willy wonka, you could be the king but watch the Queen conquer, ok, first things first, i'll eat your brains, then imma start rockin gold teeth and fangs cause that's what a motherfuckin monster do hairdresser from milan, that's the monster do, monster giuseppe heel that's the monster shoe, young money is a roster and the monster crew and i'm all up all up in the bank with a funny face and if i'm fake i ain't notice cause my money aint, let me get this straight, wait, i'm the rookie, but my features and shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse, no album out! yeah, my money's so tall that my barbie's gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, tony matterhorn, dutty wine it, nicki on them titties when i sign it, how these so one-track minded, but really really i don't a f.u.c.k. forget barbie fuck nicki, she's fake, she's on a diet but her pocket's eating cheesecake and i'll say bride of chucky is child's play, just killed another career it's a mild day, besides 'ye they can't stand besides me, i think me, you, and em should menage friday, pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash, i think big get cash, make em blink fast, now look at what you just saw, this what you for, ah, i'm a motherfuckin monster... And thank you Jesus for allowing me to be the awesome badass that I am."
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Date: 2013-08-28 02:05 am (UTC)I have read a lot of badfic from that googling of female alpha penis.
DAYUM, you're fast... "I'd like to thank the academy... pull up in the monster automobile gangsta with a bad bitch that came from sri lanka, yeah, i'm in that tonka, color of willy wonka, you could be the king but watch the Queen conquer, ok, first things first, i'll eat your brains, then imma start rockin gold teeth and fangs cause that's what a motherfuckin monster do hairdresser from milan, that's the monster do, monster giuseppe heel that's the monster shoe, young money is a roster and the monster crew and i'm all up all up in the bank with a funny face and if i'm fake i ain't notice cause my money aint, let me get this straight, wait, i'm the rookie, but my features and shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse, no album out! yeah, my money's so tall that my barbie's gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, tony matterhorn, dutty wine it, nicki on them titties when i sign it, how these so one-track minded, but really really i don't a f.u.c.k. forget barbie fuck nicki, she's fake, she's on a diet but her pocket's eating cheesecake and i'll say bride of chucky is child's play, just killed another career it's a mild day, besides 'ye they can't stand besides me, i think me, you, and em should menage friday, pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash, i think big get cash, make em blink fast, now look at what you just saw, this what you for, ah, i'm a motherfuckin monster... And thank you Jesus for allowing me to be the awesome badass that I am."