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the middle name will be Scholarship
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:42 pm"?skip=480" - Are you trying to kill me?
Yesterday was a fun day. I left my glasses and contact case thing at Rick's like a fucktard and didn't realize it until I went to take my contacts out and go to bed, so I called and left a message for him to put them in my font door on his way into work. He didn't get the message. So I woke up the next morning basically blind. I didn't want anyone to know I left my glasses and contacts at Rick's because they'd just tell me how irresponsible I am and stupid, so I faked like I could see all day. I ran into walls, bookcases, tripped over shoes. I had to carry on conversations like I could see the other person's facial reactions. I didn't do anything dangerous, I just had to pretend I wasn't blind and stupid. I got down the wrong box of cereal, but my gramma was there, so I had to eat it. I went in the living room to eat and on a normal day I'd watch tv, so even though I couldn't see it, I turned it on, so it wasn't obvious I couldn't see. I didn't know what I could do while blind, so I listened to music until Rick stopped by to drop off my stuff. Turns out they never got the message, but they found it in the back seat anyways. He came in and asked if I forgot anything, so I tried to be all stealthy, but gramma heard him anyways and said, "I thought you were acting weird today." So yeah.
Went out with Amanda to the mall. Fun. Met Sarah Jane for some cheese fries and went to Wal-mart. Made asses of selves. Sarah Jane and I have decided to become a lesbian couple and have a baby so the government will pay for our poor asses to go to college. We just have to figure out what to name it and where to get the spooje.
Yesterday was a fun day. I left my glasses and contact case thing at Rick's like a fucktard and didn't realize it until I went to take my contacts out and go to bed, so I called and left a message for him to put them in my font door on his way into work. He didn't get the message. So I woke up the next morning basically blind. I didn't want anyone to know I left my glasses and contacts at Rick's because they'd just tell me how irresponsible I am and stupid, so I faked like I could see all day. I ran into walls, bookcases, tripped over shoes. I had to carry on conversations like I could see the other person's facial reactions. I didn't do anything dangerous, I just had to pretend I wasn't blind and stupid. I got down the wrong box of cereal, but my gramma was there, so I had to eat it. I went in the living room to eat and on a normal day I'd watch tv, so even though I couldn't see it, I turned it on, so it wasn't obvious I couldn't see. I didn't know what I could do while blind, so I listened to music until Rick stopped by to drop off my stuff. Turns out they never got the message, but they found it in the back seat anyways. He came in and asked if I forgot anything, so I tried to be all stealthy, but gramma heard him anyways and said, "I thought you were acting weird today." So yeah.
Went out with Amanda to the mall. Fun. Met Sarah Jane for some cheese fries and went to Wal-mart. Made asses of selves. Sarah Jane and I have decided to become a lesbian couple and have a baby so the government will pay for our poor asses to go to college. We just have to figure out what to name it and where to get the spooje.
