i love gold

Jenna had her 18th birthday. The party was fun in and of itself. There was so much drama. Sarah Beth is a slut and I love her. I got humped and groped by guys and girls alike.

Washington D.C. was amazing and I can’t wait for my pics to get developed; I should have just taken my digital camera.

Went to my nephew’s 5th birthday party. He had it at a bowling alley and I have no idea why he would have wanted it there. 5 year old’s cannot bowl. He has two girlfriends and if he wasn’t 5, having them both at the party would have been awkward.


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Sorry, I still like Paris Hilton.


Olivia Wilde is so freaking beautiful.