fuck the pilgrims

Why did I not watch “Master and Commander” before? My aunt finally watched “Eurotrip” and laughed her ass off. Both watched “Plata Quemada”, which is the best Spanish bank robbery, gunfight, crazy, gay movie I’ve ever seen. I’m glad to say I didn’t need the subtitles, except for some of the parts in Portugese. Me and Lib are prolly the only people who liked “Harvard Man”. Saw “Alfie”, loved it, so depressing. Watched the first season of “Viva La Bam”.

OMG, Veronica Mars, holy crap.

I hate the holiday. They make me want to slit my wrist.

To make things short, I went to Becky’s and had an allergic reaction to a log thing that she was burning in the fireplace. Thought I wasn’t invited to Rick’s, so I was pissed about that, but then he calls me at 2:15 on Friday and asks if I’m ready to go. Ummm, no, just woke up. Rachel was having a dinner at her house at 3:30. I was invited, but they all forgot to tell me. My grandparents went to Kentucky. Twice.

My nephews [actually my and ex-step-nephew and ex-step-nephew-in-law ]are adorable damnit. Parker had asked where the presents were and Jimmy had said he didn’t have any and Parker started crying and said that he was supposed to get gifts and then he would say, “thanks”. Cute.


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Made a Clive Owen for Thanksgiving for Libby.


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Glad Renee Zellweger dyed her hair brunette.


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A weird James King.


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And the unfiltered and unfucked with manip of the aforementioned forgy turned threesome.
Summer, Seth, Ryan, and Marissa have a forgy, but they don’t like Marissa, so she basically sits there. Bored. And makes herself a sandwich [yay, she’s eating]. Then everyone is tired, except for Marissa, who is bitchy now.


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Experimenting on Kate Winslet.

Current music: “Stronger Than Dirt” by Tom McRae for download.