vid - I'm on Boat - Star Trek

[kiki_miserychic]

vid title: I'm on a Boat
music: The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain
source: Star Trek (new 2009 reboot whatever we're calling it)
duration: 2:37
notes: For all my GQ motherfuckers at ontd_startrek and thanks to kuwdora.
summary: I am on the Enterprise.

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Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Comments

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT, TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING VID. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS SO HOT YOUR HAIR MIGHT CATCH ON FIRE (EVEN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EYEBROWS!). STRAP IN LADIES AND BITCHES, THIS MOTHERFUCKER OF A VID WILL TAKE YOU ON A CRACKTASTIC LOLARIOUS THRILLRIDE THROUGH TREK-VERSE. HELL YES. IT EVEN HAS AWESOME ASS BEAT EDITING WITH WHICH TO PWN YOU LIKE SPOCK TOTES PWNED KIRK AND THEN KIRK TOTES PWNED THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIP ENTERPRISE AND THEN KIKI PWNED THIS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME VID OF ENTERPRISE. HELL YEAH.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, best feedback EVER! Thank you!!!!eleventy!!!!!11!!!

[ricestorm.livejournal.com]

I fucked a merrrrmaiiiid! Finally James T. Kirk is immortalized in talk box!!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, yippee!

[obsessive24.livejournal.com]

This is AWESOME. By far the best STXI vid I've seen yet. :D

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. ;)

[longtimegone]

That was totally fantastic!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks!

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER!

/DIES

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

So true and perfect icon.

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

This is awesome! So much fun! I loved the part towards the ending especially with "Never thought I'd see the day..." :) *downloads*

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

The section of them younger might be my favorite part of the vid. Thanks.

purrrrr!

[starshine79.livejournal.com]

both me and my guy each give this two thumbs up ♥

Re: purrrrr!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

HEhehe, thank you! :)

[ciaan]

Now that was a fun ride!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

A fun ride... on a boat!

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Very cute!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. ;)

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

Here by way of obsessive24's rec.

OMFG that filled me with GLEE, I tell you. Loved some of the lyrical associations, especially "I fucked a mermaid." *crying with laughter* Brilliant movement, sharp editing. Wow.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, the mermaid part was the first thing I laid down on the timeline.

[skybound2]

*loves* That was AWESOME!!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Dude, icon love.

[snake-easing.livejournal.com]

Wow! So great.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[illariy.livejournal.com]

Partyvid, yay! *dances*

I loved everything about this, the kids sequence, the style of the credits, the ship love. Yay! *puts on loop*

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

I could so dance to this. :)

The part with them young might be my favorite.

Thank you!

[cyborganize.livejournal.com]

is this song about pirates?

the vid is made of awesome! it's the most startling and delightful exercise in literalism.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, it so is. :)

It was fun to edit.

[emmiere.livejournal.com]

This right here? Is awesome.

All parts are equally fantastic, but I've gotta say that little Kirk and Spock is perfect. Seriously.

Here from beccatoria's rec in [Unknown site tag] btw.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Then young might be my favorite part.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

That was pure awesome.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[mranderson71.livejournal.com]

Im way fucking behind on my vid watching, and this one was first cab off the rank.

Dis shit? It be bangin' homes.

Every second of this vid skull fucked me square in the eyeballs & left me wanting more. Any other ST vids I watch from this point on have a pretty highbench mark to measure up to. This is my favourite KKMC. Like EVAR!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, thanks! My goal in life was to skull fuck someone with a vid. I can check that one off now. :)

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Ohh, man! This is awesome! Sorry it took me so long to catch up with it. This brought the squee so massively, even though I was lukewarm about the movie. By the end of your vid I was all 'whee! yeah! BOAT!' \o/

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, THANKS! I'M ON A BOAT BITCH IS NOW THE GREATEST COMEBACK.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was something. XD

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

Oops--missed this when it came out. Was unprepared for how you actually made it poignant and serious at points, but then I was like "oh, of course!" Masterful walking of the line between crack and SRS BZNS.

Yay!

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

Very glad to read that you'll be remastering, btw.

[culf.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's amusing.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[blessedespised.livejournal.com]

HELL. YES.

This made my month. Possibly my year 8D

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LJ never sent me an e-mail alert for your comment, so this is late as HALE, but thank you. :)

[jarrow.livejournal.com]

This was SO MUCH FUN to dance to at Club Vivid. Such a hilariously perfect song choice, and so well edited! YAY! ♥

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

LOL, thanks! I have the song stuck in my head again.

[rhoboat.livejournal.com]

Someone(s?) recc'd this to me after I finally saw Star Trek not too long ago. I ended up seeing this for the first time at Club Vivid, and seriously? IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

YAY, glad it was fun!

[morgandawn.livejournal.com]

this so perfectly captures the feeling of the reboot. I think it'd play well on the big screen - the Escapade Vid Show perhaps? they take vids from non-attending vidders.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll look into submitting it. I was going to remaster it, but that never happened, lol.