Dumbest Person Alive

[kiki_miserychic]

Today has proven that I should be crowned The Dumbest Person Alive.

I had what I thought was a health screening for work, so I fasted until my appointment because they were taking blood. Got to the appointment and realized it was just meeting with someone about my insurance plan. Doctor is a different day. I'd had no coffee so I couldn't fully comprehend everything.

Went shopping and tried to pay with my Target credit card in Charming Charlie's. Swiped it twice before the clerk noticed.

Dropped my debit card in the Starbucks drive thru window and had to ninja myself out of the door to pick it up. Didn't put my car in park and nearly ran myself over.

Went in Target and tried to pay with my Kohls credit card. Honestly, I don't even know what what was wrong with me at this point. The entire store is red, how did I not pick the right card?

Got my mail and realized that my car payment was due today. Made the payment over the phone, but the robot voice lady said it was overdue because it was made after 5pm. I didn't know that was a thing, so I was 2 hours late.

Knocked over a lamp and my downstairs neighbor came up to make sure I was ok. She said she was impressed that I hadn't turned the air on with it being so hot. I said that the windows were too small for a unit. She explained that we both had central air and showed me the thingy on the thermostat that flips from heat to cool and off.

ETA ...and I just got my period, so now I'm sure that god hates me.

I'm going to bed before I do anything else stupid.

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Comments

[crickets.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! I shouldn't laugh but I can't help myself. You poor thing!

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

It's totally funny. I agree. It just keeps getting worse.

[laura47.livejournal.com]

at least you got central air out of it? I would probably die without mine.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Positive! I can return the fans I bought, lol. I had one blowing in my face almost constantly.

[deejay.livejournal.com]

According to the Center for Disease Control (U.S.), falling out of bed accounts for 1.8 million emergency room visits and over 400,000 hospital admissions each year.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

IS THERE NOWHERE SAFE?!?!!!??!??

[kuwdora.livejournal.com]

At least Vividcon is less than 25 days away?

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

I can look forward to that at least.

The 2013.

And I want to go to Comic Con next year too. Before it COMPLETELY warps into something hate worthy.

[bradcpu.livejournal.com]

Anyone who uses "ninja" as a verb can't be dumb.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

I can turn nearly any noun into a verb. It's a skill I have.

[amnisias.livejournal.com]

Somedays it's like 'you vs. universe' - best thing to do is go to bed, I agree, even watching telly from the settee might not be safe.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

I started watching Gilmore Girls, which made me feel a bit better.

God wants me to feel awful.

I didn't get out of bed today until 6pm (with a trip to the bank, but then back to bed).

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Awww, honey. ::pets you::

Does it help to know that we all have days like that?

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm feeling worse today. I'm pretty sure I overdrew my new bank account because I'm dumb.

I was out of bed for 4 hours and now I'm back in it.

The world beyond my bed needs to dissolve.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Sometimes bed is the only reasonable place to be. ::hugs::